Trying to shove a baseball bat into a keyhole a story of Big Cock Barry

It was a quiet Tuesday evening when Big Cock Barry rolled into town. His reputation preceded him—rumors of his gargantuan member had spread like wildfire across the county. Women whispered, men trembled, and even the local donkeys seemed to avoid eye contact.

Barry wasn’t just big; he was obnoxiously big. His schlong was like a tree trunk wrapped in a condom made of industrial-grade rubber. It had its own gravitational pull, and when he walked, it swung like a wrecking ball, threatening to knock over anything in its path.

That night, Barry stumbled into The Soggy Waffle, the town’s dingiest bar.

Sitting in the corner was Tiny Tina, a petite woman with a sassy attitude and a pussy so tight it could crush diamonds. She was known for her insatiable appetite and her ability to make men cry—both in pleasure and in defeat.

Barry, fueled by cheap whiskey and misplaced confidence, sauntered over. “Hey, sugar,” he drawled, his voice dripping with swagger. “You look like you could use a real man.”

Tina raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. “Honey, I’ve seen bigger on a hamster. But sure, let’s see what you’ve got.”

The Clash of Titans

What followed was a scene straight out of a bad porno. Barry whipped out his monstrosity, and Tina’s eyes widened—not in awe, but in sheer disbelief. “Jesus Christ,” she muttered. “Did you steal that from a horse?”

Barry grinned. “All natural, baby.”

What happened next was a blur of sweat, screams, and questionable decisions. Barry’s cock slammed into Tina like a freight train, and the sound was something between a wet slap and a car crash. Tina,

however, was unfazed. Her pussy clamped down like a vice, and Barry’s face went from smug to panicked.

“What the hell?” he gasped. “Why can’t I nut?”

Tina smirked. “Welcome to the club, buddy. You’re not the first guy to leave here frustrated.”

Hours later, Barry lay on the floor, his once-mighty cock now limp and defeated. Tina, on the other hand, was glowing. She’d cum so many times she’d lost count, and the bar’s floor was now a sticky, slippery mess.

“Well,” Barry muttered, staring at the ceiling. “That was… something.”

Tina patted him on the head. “Better luck next time, big guy.”

As Barry stumbled out of the bar, his ego bruised and his balls aching, Tina poured herself a drink. She knew she’d won the battle, but the war was far from over. After all, in a town like this, there was always another cocky idiot ready to test his luck.

The End.

(Or is it?)

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