

Fui a comprar tortillas y me violo un BURRO
En un pueblo pequeño, vivía una señora llamada Doña Cata. Era conocida por su amor por las tortillas recién hechas y por su habilidad...
19 hours ago2 min read


Trying to shove a baseball bat into a keyhole a story of Big Cock Barry
It was a quiet Tuesday evening when Big Cock Barry rolled into town. His reputation preceded him—rumors of his gargantuan member had...
19 hours ago2 min read


Caminaba como pingüino cuando se la Metia por el CULO
Todo empezó en una fiesta. Ella se llamaba Carla, y estaba buenísima. Tenía un culo que parecía esculpido por los dioses. Nos miramos,...
2 days ago2 min read


"A beautiful tight Asshole Chronicles: A Tale of Overindulgence"
It all started with a date. Her name was Lisa, and she was f*cking gorgeous. We met at a bar, hit it off, and before I knew it, we were...
2 days ago2 min read


"Married for the Pussy: A First-Person Tale of Regret"
So, I got married. Yeah, I know, big f*cking mistake. But let me tell you how it all went down. I was 25, horny as hell, and convinced...
3 days ago2 min read


"The Donkey and the Old Lady: A Cuss-Filled Joke"
Rufus enjoying his day in the sunshine. There was an old lady who lived on a farm, and she had a donkey that was her pride and joy. One...
3 days ago1 min read